Jan 8th / 129,406 notes †You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down
And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the whole time they’ve just been waiting for their opportunity, for the perfect moment to destroy you.
draw 4? more like fuck you we’re not friends anymore
Jan 6th / 95,617 notes †
Jan 5th / 10,575 notes †Beyoncé has two legs… i have two legs…
Jan 5th / 168,884 notes †When you go to someone else’s house and they’re like “Sorry for the mess”
- *showering*
- *not hot enough*
- *turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
- Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.
Jan 5th / 319,132 notes †when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world
alternatively, being the taller person and resting your chin on their head is so comforting because you feel like their protector and it’s like they need you and you feel wanted for a moment if brief and i just think thats equally as nice
Jan 5th / 13,285 notes †what do u call a dishonest buffalo
a bluffalo
