newcancer: WHOA OHHH OHHH MONAAAA LISA YOU’RE GUARANTEED TO RUN THIS KITCHEN WHOA OHH OHHHHH MONA LISAAAA GO MAKE ME A SAAAAAANDWICH
People can no longer take jokes. It’s pretty cool. Oh, I’ll stop now, btw.
brittany--marie-deactivated2011 asked: i iz pregnant.
When I walk through the hallways in school
corky-b-roll: Expectation: Reality:
ohaitomyum: fuckyeahharajukubarbie: “When I am assertive, I’m a bitch. When a man is assertive, he’s a boss. He bossed up. No negative connotation behind bossed up. But lots of negative connotation behind being a bitch” YEailovEher I like this video WAY too much. I watch it regularly. I wish I had a friend like Nicki Minaj. Side note: i like how she says Story and Boss.
Remember when fat was hot?
Baby, it's cold outside.
No but really… it’s freezing.
kingspacey-deactivated20120123 asked: Crying from that video. I've watched it like ten times now, omg.
Saw this at Christmas in the Park, San Jose:
Very accurate. Wouldn’t you say so? Picture credit: Thomas Le
I want to watch The Notebook.
GOING ON AN ASK RAMPAGE.
TOO CRAZY. Also they are all anonymus. However they are nice. THE MEAN ONES ARE NOT MEAN
That awkward moment when you get into the van, and...
I told her way up yonder past the caution light There’s a little country store with an old Coke sign You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea Then a left will take you to the interstate But a right will bring you right back here to me
One foot on the narrow way and one foot on the...
p4mel4-deactivated20110324-deac asked: Oh hey, I love you.
Eating Triscuits (Rosemary & Olive Oil) at 1:43 am...